I’ve done it! I’ve created (okay, modified) an ordinary household wall clock so that it now reads exactly midnight between when the sun goes down and comes up and noon at all other times. This will truly revolutionize DST next year.

We will have 24 hours of sunlight!

My legal team has patents pending so no one else will be able to provide you this novel solution. I am accepting investment bids now, so get out your checkbooks or miss this opportunity to make a zillion dollars.