Hedgehammer?
Great example of a gardening tool.
The proportions are a bit off, and the hedge-head of the hammer isn’t as neat as I should have done. The wood grain is something I could do better at too. But flaws-and-all, I still like the nonsense of the piece and it doesn’t look terrible. I mean, it gets the point across.
Probably should have added a little sprouting limb coming off the handle, just for effect.